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who knew a card in cards against humanity could remind me of high school

Did you mean supernatural

no i meant high school honestly why do you guys do this

I think you mean supernatural

i literally do not

I’m pretty sure you do mean supernatural

IM SORRY YOUR FANDOM SUCKS AND MAKES EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM AND IM SORRY THE WRITERS OF YOUR FAVORITE SHOW ARE TOO HOMOPHOBIC TO POSSIBLY MAKE ANY OF THEIR MAIN CHARACTERS LGBT+ AND IM SORRY THEY QUEERBAIT INTO OBLIVION LIKE IM VERY SORRY

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thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

When I went back to school, I took a job in a supermarket that was open 24/7 because I could work crazy shifts around my class schedule.

One night I’m on express at about 10 pm, and a man comes through my line. I ring him up, and he turns to me and says, “You know, you should really get a REAL job.”

I smiled sweetly and said, “But sir, then how would you buy groceries?”

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fuck-me-barnes:

beckyybarnes:

Vin Diesel does the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

PLANT A TREE FOR GROOT
THIS MAN I JUST

If you don’t think Vin Diesel is a gift, I don’t know if we can be friends.

HE CHALLENGED VLADAMIR PUTIN.

One of the greatest things about Vin Diesel is how he simultaneously takes himself too seriously, and not seriously at all, and is possibly just the world’s best troll. 

Regarding having a fight with The Rock in Fast Five: “The fact that there’s that fights scene between Dom and Hobbs, is an event in cinema let alone Fast and Furious.”

AN EVENT IN CINEMA. AN EVENT IN CINEMA.

Yes, in that it is an event, and it is in a movie.  

Vin Diesel is a gift.

propertyofwckd:

Can we please take a moment to talk about this man? He is not what you would look and say “He is a superhero.” He also doesn’t have any type of superpower, he don’t fly, or have super strength, or has the mutant gene. But he had a choice to do between what was right or wrong, and even though he knew if he didn’t do as Rumlow was asking Rumlow would kill him and just do it, he prefered not to do and die. Because he wanted to do what was the right thing to do.

 (via tonystarks)

No. YOU move.

(Source: tonysassy)

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lucasbieneke:

okay i know it has been 2 months and that i should have let this go by now but i am still ???? why did matt doyle get so much screen time at the tonys???? like i appreciate it but ??? part of me is convinced the guy running shots decided to just screw it and give the teenagers what they want…

Because the Tonys were airing on CBS, and he was sitting with one of the stars of CBS’s #2 comedy (once HIMYM ended).

It wasn’t Matt Doyle they were showing, it was Beth Behrs.

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